Happy Friday Friends! I’m sorry I have been absent from reading all your wonderful blogs this week. It’s been kind of a crazy week here at A Healthy Slice. Today is no different, but check back in on Monday and I can tell you ALL about it 🙂
Since this post will be short and sweet, let me share with you some of my favorite jokes. Feel free to use these over the weekend if you want to make your friends laugh roll their eyes and groan. 😉
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his earring?
…(say it out loud…. wait for it… ok, roll on the floor laughing)
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into the brick wall?
For all us healthy living people…
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a piece of celery up his nose and a carrot in his ear. The doctor takes one look at him and says,
“You’re not eating right.”
Another pirate one… I don’t know… I like pirates.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his crotch.
Bartender says “man, that’s looks uncomfortable”
Pirate says “arrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
What is your favorite joke??
Have a WONDERFUL weekend!! 🙂